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Evil Poodingh je napisao/la : RJEŠENJE http://tinyurl.com/yd99tne

mnogo duhovito dijete

Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
by magic
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
what fucking objective?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
then look
God:
I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
Me:
what kind of god are you then?
God:
What kinds of god are you are there?
Me:
go fuck yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?

muahaha

nake_rado je napisao/la : Klik

killed it

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
wouldn't you suppose to know that ?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to suppose to know that.
Me:
how could you know that
God:
Because I am connected to the Internet.
Me:
I'm laughing so hard now
God:
Right now? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
well isn't it
God:
How about that. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
why not ?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
Me:
so how certain are you ?

end of conversation

pocini samoubojstvo...

meni je žao što ovo ovdje postam ali moderatore molim te odtvori temu s ovim

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
well it's me
God:
How about that. Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
what's the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
isn't that from the movie The Hitchhikers Guide to Galaxy
God:
I might say no.
Me:
well it is
God:
How about that. That means...
Me:
yes you are a fraud
God:
I don't judge people. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. This is not a hoax.
Me:
yes it is you picked it up from a book
God:
Give me a break. I picked it up from a book?
Me:
yes.
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh what
God:
Awesome. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes I did
God:
Which part are you confused about? Why did you?
Me:
wanna lick my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
aren't you the one who fucked mary the virgin
God:
Yes I am the one and only one who fucked mary the virgin.
Me:
high five
God:
Compare that to low five.
Me:
eeeer no
God:
Who are you talking about?

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to be continued

Me:
Vozdra
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
26 is final.
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Beer
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
I dont know, people are different im having it with beer you son had it with vine
God:
Would you like to know? We are all robots.
Me:
Why then did Jesus sad to eat from his body, thats like eating metal.
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
All time in the world.
God:
How do you know? The whole world?
Me:
Not Kosovo.
God:
Oh I get it.

I on kuži njihove boli

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Only God and Pierluigi Collina

trabant@mnogo ti je fino jesti tableta... pogotovo kad te prisile...
ali iskreno ne kužim poantu ovog topica? što ti očekuješ da ti mi kažemo

p.s. mene samo zanima kako ova debilana od chata funkcionira

nake_rado@a čak noris?

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