Forum:	Humor, vicevi
Topic:	Borat's Top 10 Tips for Sexytime
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Leon:
Jagshemash! Hello childrens! My name Borat Sagdiyev, I from Kazakhstan. 
Maxim Online, Oct 2006 
By Borat Sagdiyev of Kazakhstan

I like you? I like sex! Here I make my tops 10 checkings list for Americans mens on sexytime. 
10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family. 
9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all. 
8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape. 
7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman's head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns. 
6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre. 
 5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter. 
4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings. 
 3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old. 
2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas. 
1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.

alexia:
polako mi taj borat počinje na oči i uši izlazit... isprva mi je bio zanimljiv, ali mislim da je maaaalo pretjerao sad

alexia:
ne sad s ovim tips for sexytime, nego općenito, jel ;)

42:

alexia je napisao/la :
ne sad s ovim tips for sexytime, nego općenito, jel ;)
Ma jasno... meni je jedno vrijeme Jim Carrey (kao npr. Ace Ventura - ali samo prvi dio) bio fantastičan pa je stiglo zasićenje... on se razvio na kraju i u dobrog glumca nevezano uz kreveljenja i komedije...
Ali kod Cohena mi je dobro što on ima više likova koje dobro tempira - prvo je bio Ali G - dobar u onim kratkim intervjuima s poznatim likovima, naporan u filmu... sad je ovdje Borat kojeg je dugo pripremao polako ga uvodeći kroz izvještaje u sklopu Ali G show-a...
Trenutno me zahvatila Boratmanija, jedva čekam pogledati film kad stigne u kino... 
Mislim da će biti RLOL

alexia:
@ 42
poznato mi to zasićenje nekako...
i ja sam jedva čekala da vidim film, ali do prije mjesec-dva. sad ne želim ni čuti za njega. čak mislim da se malo previše uživio u ulogu Borata... i kužim da mu cura/žena piiiizdiiii ajme :D

Leteci mungos:
Ugh... jedva cekam film...razlog za odlazak u kino.
Nema ga ni na p2p... sve neki fakeovi...:(